Funny Campaign Slogans

Funny campaign slogans do not necessarily have to be political. In fact, you can campaign for a lot of different things. A company might campaign for business, a student body might campaign for healthier lunches, and so forth.

Here are some funny campaign slogans that will show examples of how a slogan can be created to work hand-in-hand with a specific type of company or situation. Some of them have some from a specific place which is indicated that next to the slogan. Others are some ideas that could potentially have multiple purposes, and do not necessarily come from only one specific place.

• "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." (From a towing company)
• "Yesterday's meals on wheels." (From a septic tank company)
• "We repair what your husband fixed." (From a plumber's truck)
• "7 days without pizza makes one weak." (From a pizza shop)
• "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" (From a plastic surgeon's office)
• "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." (From a nonsmoking area)
• "The best way to get back on your feet-miss a car payment." (From a car dealership)
• "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." (From a muffler shop)
• "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." (From an electric company)
• "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." (From a restaurant window)
• "For success, choose the best."
• "Making the world better since (insert candidate's year of birth)."
• "Got (insert candidate's name)?"
• "Get fresh ideas from a freshman."
• "Everyone says (insert candidate's name) for Prez."
• "Show me the money! (insert candidate's name) for treasurer!"
• "Count on someone who can count. (insert candidate's name) for treasurer."
• "Gotta Lotta Student Council. Get (insert candidate's name)." 
• "Action born and bred."
• "Change your underwear. Change your school."
• "Pardon me, can you spare a vote?"
• "Two, four, six, eight, vote for (insert candidate's name)! Don't be late!"
• "I'm not your father's president."
• "(Insert name of candidate) does a student body good."
• "Because life is too short to have bad student government."
• "(Insert name of candidate): Because you're worth it."
• "He's not popular and he's not handsome, so he has time for student government."
• "(Insert name of candidate). Like Dark Vader, only prettier."
• "Vote for (insert name of candidate). We've all done something stupid."
• "Victoria's real secret. She votes for (insert name of candidate)."
• "Don't be a fence sitting hen, vote for (insert name of candidate that rhymes with hen-Jen, Ben, Ren, etc.)."
• "Pick up your pen and vote for (insert name of candidate that rhymes with hen)."
• "Make someone happy. Vote for (insert name of candidate)."

Write Your Own Funny Campaign Slogan

Certainly, you can find campaign slogans on the Internet. However, you could also write your own.

1. Consider your audience. You do not want to write something inappropriate. For example, you do not want to use content with a R rating if you are presenting it to the local Parent Teacher Association.
2. Come up with something unique. It does not have to be the most clever slogan in the world, but it should be a little bit different, especially if there is competition involved. You do not want to appear to be copying the competition or some other campaign.
3. Shorter is better. People tend to read and remember shorter slogans.
4. Get your slogan out there. Put up signs, posters, and so forth.

Good luck!